by Mir | Oct 18, 2017 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience", Offspring: ecstasy and agony
When Chickadee decided on Tinytown College (not its real name), we made several trips to campus before she began her time there. Every time, we went to the bookstore and accumulated more Overpriced Licensed Stuff™, of course, including shirts for the whole...
by Mir | Oct 11, 2017 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!, Ottomatic For the People, Woohoo!
If pressed, I am going to tell you that the best two days of my life were when my kids were born. (If pressed further—and/or if Otto is there—I will slot my wedding to him in a very close third place.) Bringing forth new life and the miracle of birth and...
by Mir | Sep 29, 2017 | Aspi(e)rations/AD(D)orations, It's not a regret, it's an "experience", Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Otto and I spent most of the spring and part of the summer talking about, planning for, and perhaps-a-little-too-gleefully anticipating our empty nest. It’s not that we don’t adore the children—of course we do!—it’s just that… one,...
by Mir | Sep 18, 2017 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience", My name is Grumplestiltskin, Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Don’t try to have a conversation with me this week. I will, at some point, mutter darkly about throwing away five pounds of PERFECTLY GOOD shrimp. It will not need to be relevant to the conversation for me to bring this up, either. I am bitter and it’s...
by Mir | Aug 7, 2017 | Aspi(e)rations/AD(D)orations, Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Hello! Greetings from the land of Never What You Planned, But Somehow It More Or Less Works Out Eventually. I feel like I’ve spent the last 19 years exhorting my kids to be flexible! Go with the flow! But don’t be afraid to change course! There are no...
