Hey, let’s talk about something else

I’m feeling all vulnerable and naked and stuff, and even though you were super nice about it (you’re my favorite, have I mentioned?), I feel the need to change the subject. Unfortunately, I’m not all that smart, so I’m going to change the...

Beware the paparazzi

“You know, I’m just catching some waves, enjoying some time with the family, sneezing for pieces of banana, and the cameras still follow me wherever I go. This isn’t even my good side! And my tail was all tangled! Hmph. I need a drink. Hey, is that...

I’ll be out in the garden

As longtime readers know, this is the part of the year when I become completely enamored of my garden, as if I, personally, invented the tomato plant. I got to thinking about it, and realized my gardening zeal isn’t really about the garden at all. It’s...

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