Hey, let’s talk about something else

I’m feeling all vulnerable and naked and stuff, and even though you were super nice about it (you’re my favorite, have I mentioned?), I feel the need to change the subject. Unfortunately, I’m not all that smart, so I’m going to change the...

Beware the paparazzi

“You know, I’m just catching some waves, enjoying some time with the family, sneezing for pieces of banana, and the cameras still follow me wherever I go. This isn’t even my good side! And my tail was all tangled! Hmph. I need a drink. Hey, is that...

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