by Mir | Feb 24, 2008 | Ottomatic For the People
Me: I’m taking out a loaf of beer-cheese bread to bring up with us later. Otto: Wow! Me: What? Otto: That’s awfully generous of you! Me: Um. It’s BREAD. Otto: No, it’s BEER-CHEESE BREAD. Me: Yes. Well. I thought I should bring them something....
by Mir | Feb 22, 2008 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience", What do I do all day?
Yes: Monkey was a gem at the dentist yesterday, and charmed the pants off of the entire staff. (Note: That’s hyperbole. I’m pretty sure everyone was still wearing pants when we left.) No: Apparently our craptastic dental insurance will consider itself...
by Mir | Feb 21, 2008 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Yikes. I appear to have, um, struck a nerve yesterday. I’m well aware that people do what they have to do; heck, I did the single mom thing for four years, so you don’t have to tell ME. I get it. I am just sometimes amazed and overwhelmed by everything...
by Mir | Feb 20, 2008 | Job? Huh?, Offspring: ecstasy and agony
I’m one of those people… you know, one of those annoying “Everything happens for a reason!” types. Now, I never use it as a means to deny the inherent suckitude of a situation, and in fact when I miscarried my first pregnancy I entertained many...
by Mir | Feb 19, 2008 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
Don’t wake up with a stomach ache. I said DON’T. You already did? Geez, you don’t follow directions very well, do you? Fine, then. Do dig around until you find some chewable anti-gas antacids to take. Don’t wonder why the wrappers are sticky....
