One of the (many) things I love about Otto is his calmness in crisis and his penchant for understatement. Given my bent towards hysteria, he’s a useful balance to have around.
However, here I am feeling like a gigantic loser, and he tells you:
She started feeling under the weather Friday afternoon and, after some talks with the medical staff, decided to head home last evening.
Which, okay, is TECHNICALLY true. But he sort of left out a few key details, like how some of those “talks with medical staff” happened in an ambulance and at the Emergency Room. It’s not as though we were all sitting around chatting and then I was like, “Hey, you know what? Screw you guys; I’m going home.” (more…)















