by Mir | Dec 31, 2005 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
In a little while we’re off to go party like it’s 2006. Woo! After we arrive my children will go run with a pack of feral minors, and I won’t see them again until it’s time to leave. I’ll go hang out with the grown-ups, and charm folks...
by Mir | Dec 30, 2005 | What do I do all day?
The battle against STUFF has officially begun in earnest. No, I won’t be done by the end of 2005, but progress is being made. Um, speaking of purging… there’s an ad on right now for Nutrisystem Nourish (motto: Now with MORE IRONY!), and the...
by Mir | Dec 29, 2005 | My name is Grumplestiltskin
Oh, I had plans for this week. Big plans! Important plans! Said plans were approximately thus: 1) Sleep. Lots. 2) Eat. Lots. 3) Catch up on laundry. 4) Clean up the piles of papers everywhere. 5) Put away the Christmas stuff. 6) Donate outgrown/discarded/embarrasing...
by Mir | Dec 28, 2005 | Friends
I realized, writing it down, how very wrong that sounds, or perhaps as if I’m about to tell you all about my new emo band. I know. But there is no help for it, for this is what I must tell you about. Or rather, this is what I was GOING to tell you about, before...
by Mir | Dec 27, 2005 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Before I had children, I believed that all toys should be educational. There would be no mindless video games, there would be no sexist, female-objectifying plastic dolls, no “latest and greatest” toys purchased because my child(ren) had been hypnotized by...
