Poisoned

Is free lunch still a bargain if it makes you sick enough that you have to leave work early? Even I (the bargain queen) don’t think so. The kids are eating cereal directly out of the boxes in front of the television. If you must call CPS, could you ask them to...

Back to boring

Yes yes… I know… for you, dear readers, there was never a departure from boring. Ever since I started working again, a huge percentage of my life has become Off Limits as blog fodder; hence my entries have become rarer, less interesting, and decidedly more...

Moving right along

Hey, the kids are still alive, I still have a job, AND I got to have Chinese food last night. In addition, I made it in to work for half a day, Monkey is somewhat better (must have been that single ounce of juice working its curative power), and my parents are here...

Me so responsible. Want a juice box?

Excuse me while I curl up into a little ball of stress and explode. Ahhhh… that’s better. In the sense that discorporeal is better, at this point. Now would be a good time for the New York Times or Newsweek or some other news organization eager to let you...

Dad, I can’t believe you missed this

(I’ll try to get them to do it again when you’re here tomorrow, but who knows.) My children, my darling, sweet, adorable, totally WEIRD children, are wearing footie sleepers in preparation for an early bedtime. They just came walking in here, single-file,...

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