My ex's opinion to the contrary notwithstanding, the official word is in... I'm only one-quarter evil! Now... decisions, decisions. Do I advertise myself as slightly evil (first banner) or mostly good (second banner)? Cast your vote and the winning banner will take up residence in the right-hand column. (Yeah, I know a few minutes ago I told you to go away, and now I'm asking you to vote. That's the 25% evil, get it?)
What on earth are you doing reading me when it's Thursday, for the love the God?? Get thee to Oliquig's House of Smackdown for extraordinary photographs narrated by tamponacular haikus! Do the 'ku, yo!
Swiped from Mindy, and now I have that stupid song stuck in my head. Plus I feel the need to go count the silverware.... The Count's Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder It started with a simple affection for counting andthe terror it induced in others, didn't it?But now it's turned into a full-blownlife-consuming chaotic nightmare of order,repetition, zealousness, and perfectionism.You used to be so grand, but now you findyourself obsessively worrying over the littlestthings--like, maybe if you don't check thelight switch at least once every two minutes,the electricity will go out (and damnit,...
Which Horrible Affliction are you?A Rum and Monkey disease. What the heck. It's dark and rainy, I'm tired and cranky, and now that I think about it... I could be rabies. I've been called worse.
And from Mindy, we have this morning's armchair computer psychology analysis. Turns out I'm still a little fragile. Who knew? Heart of Glass What is Your Heart REALLY Made of? brought to you by Quizilla
Last call for Fun Friday Fact or Fiction questions. I know everyone was busy at Amalah's dry-heaving over the pictures of little whore pageant babies yesterday, but today is another day. Last Friday was loads of fun and I'm sure there's lots of very stupid things I've done that I haven't told you about yet, so don't be shy! If y'all leave anything for me, I'll address it this afternoon. (This morning I've decided to actually remember my appointment with my shrink, for a change.) If no one leaves anything, I'll just... ummmm... have to find something else to do. You know that's how I usually...
It's Smackdown Day, yo. Get over to Amalah's and spread mullet love. Also, if you like, leave me Fun Friday questions ('kus are optional). All those mullets... ick! Antidote: fact or fiction queries for Friday.
So... uh... Nerds On Site? Some news flashes for you: 1) The word "tomorrow" refers to the day following this current one. It's not complicated. Saying that the user counter feature will be back online "tomorrow" for three days straight is not only incorrect usage, and false advertising, but it's not a good way to make a loyal user out of a client with PMS. 2) The date "May 31st"--although perhaps a seemingly safer substitute for the word "tomorrow"--was yesterday. That's the day before this current one. Do not promise a fix by a certain date, after days of lying about tomorrow, and then...
(I actually tucked this away before checking out Amalah's site this afternoon, where she is quite taken with a piece of spam she received. First I thought I'd write about it another time, considering... but now I think maybe it's just a particularly spammy day and I should continue the love.) My ISP has a spam filter. Whether or not it actually catches any spam before delivering to my inbox, I'm not sure. The things that get through still seem typically spam-like to me, but what do I know. I'm just the loser paying these people approximately $729/month for the extreme privilege of receiving...