My ex’s opinion to the contrary notwithstanding, the official word is in… I’m only one-quarter evil!
Now… decisions, decisions. Do I advertise myself as slightly evil (first banner) or mostly good (second banner)? Cast your vote and the winning banner will take up residence in the right-hand column.
(Yeah, I know a few minutes ago I told you to go away, and now I’m asking you to vote. That’s the 25% evil, get it?)