by Mir | Apr 15, 2013 | Retail Therapy, What do I do all day?
Ah, glorious springtime! The birds are chirping! The lizards are leaping! The pollen is… pollening. Yes. Like any other red-blooded American family, this time of year means that we are committed to cleaning and repairing various facets of our dwelling, because...
by Mir | Apr 14, 2013 | Oh look! Something furry!!
Is this really necessary?? I am so peeing in your bed as soon as I get out of here. Not kidding. NOT SORRY.
by Mir | Apr 11, 2013 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience", Offspring: ecstasy and agony
New thing: Hey, uh, lollipops and unicorns to everyone who welcomed my debut on Alpha Mom so warmly yesterday. I was hoping for a modest showing and apparently there are a lot more marching band devotees out there than I realized. (As in, the word “viral”...
by Mir | Apr 10, 2013 | Job? Huh?
First of all: thank you for all of the suggestions, yesterday. I spent an inordinate amount of time looking at the various alarm clocks you recommended, and giggling about things like squirting my child with water like a bad kitty and/or covering her in dog treats to...
by Mir | Apr 9, 2013 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience", Offspring: ecstasy and agony, Retail Therapy
Okay, “wondrous” might be overselling it a bit. There are varying degrees of wondrous. Like, there’s a whole spectrum of interesting that spans all the way from “truly wondrous” on down to “WTFness.” And I will leave it to you...
