Muffin Wisdom

Me: Hmmm, should we check them and see if they’re done yet? Him: Yes! Let’s check! Me: Okay. *turning on oven light* Whatcha think? Him: They’re done! Let’s eat them! Me: Really? Are you sure? Him: Yes…? I want to eat them! Me: Look...

I’m scary. Booga booga!!

I’ve just come across another blog that is referencing me as proof of why divorce is scary. “Please tell me it won’t happen to me!” she pleads. In the words of my esteemed, dearly-departed grandmother: Oy. Vey. Apparently, as I am highly...

Embrace your inner screw-up

I believe I once characterized my town as “not exactly a Stepford community,” but something close. I lied. It is, in many ways, worse than Stepford. Tonight I had a new friend over for dinner. D and I met through another dear friend, and upon discovering...

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