by Mir | Aug 2, 2004 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Me: Hmmm, should we check them and see if they’re done yet? Him: Yes! Let’s check! Me: Okay. *turning on oven light* Whatcha think? Him: They’re done! Let’s eat them! Me: Really? Are you sure? Him: Yes…? I want to eat them! Me: Look...
by Mir | Aug 1, 2004 | Irreconcilable Differences
I know that I tend towards the melancholy, soul-searching, where-is-my-life-going sorts of stuff on Sunday night, but that is not what I have for you tonight. Nope. Tonight my ex was kind enough to switch the channel from “vague discontent” to “is it...
by Mir | Aug 1, 2004 | What do I do all day?
I swear it was not intentional that I ended up doing two rather heavy posts in a row and then dropped off the planet. It just kind of happened that way. My weekend was not spent in deep contemplation of my marital status; honest! Yesterday I made a trek to Logan...
by Mir | Jul 31, 2004 | Detritus
I’ve just come across another blog that is referencing me as proof of why divorce is scary. “Please tell me it won’t happen to me!” she pleads. In the words of my esteemed, dearly-departed grandmother: Oy. Vey. Apparently, as I am highly...
by Mir | Jul 30, 2004 | Friends
I believe I once characterized my town as “not exactly a Stepford community,” but something close. I lied. It is, in many ways, worse than Stepford. Tonight I had a new friend over for dinner. D and I met through another dear friend, and upon discovering...