by Mir | Nov 28, 2004 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Words cannot describe what has beset my household since the children returned home. It seems likely that the small ones didn’t sleep a wink while with their father. That would explain the extreme fatigue and concomitant snarling about how rotten their lives are....
by Mir | Nov 26, 2004 | Retail Therapy
The tree. The Christmas tree! I’m indulging a bit of the holiday spirit, here, and you’re… sick. Geez. Last year was a sad, sad year for the Christmas tree here at Casa Mir. I can’t believe my children are still speaking to me, quite frankly. I...
by Mir | Nov 26, 2004 | What do I do all day?
You may think that yesterday was all about the pie. But I am not that shallow. Pie is important, but pie ain’t everything. Yesterday was also about the stuffing. And the wine. And the card playing. Oh, and the Kahlua. Mmmmmm. Huh? What? Oh, sorry. What was I...
by Mir | Nov 25, 2004 | What do I do all day?
Well, in truth it wasn’t all that wild. Except for the part where I waited as long as possible to go pee because I feared that once I undid my pants, I would never get them fastened again. And since there was quite a bit of wine and then coffee, that got a bit...
by Mir | Nov 24, 2004 | Detritus
Okay, I’m ready now.