by Mir | Jan 26, 2015 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience", Retail Therapy
Monkey is not recovering as quickly as I’d hoped, plus he doesn’t really like to be coddled when sick. Well, he likes me to fetch him things, sometimes, but for the most part he just wants to lie down in a dark room and cough in a way that makes me wonder...
by Mir | Jan 24, 2015 | Health is overrated, It's not a regret, it's an "experience", Offspring: ecstasy and agony
I am nothing if not inconsistent; I started writing here again and then I saw something shiny and wandered off. Or, more accurately, life happened and I realized I’d abandoned you again. I’m a jerk. I have no other defense. There’s two things...
by Mir | Jan 21, 2015 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
Hello, I’m irresistible. I’m AWESOME. You want to BE ME. Specifically: You want to be my Discover Card, perhaps the most sought-after avenue of fraud in the world. Because it was just a few short months ago that I lamented once AGAIN having my card...
by Mir | Jan 16, 2015 | Health is overrated
If you’ve been reading here since the dawn of time, you might recall that I had a hysterectomy at a pretty young age. My uterus was a complete asshole, and both of my ovaries were bitches. In the space between my first period and the triumphant day when I bid...
by Mir | Jan 14, 2015 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
This story begins with bacon, which SHOULD mean it’s a happy story, but I am all about the plot twist, yo. Bacon! We love bacon. (Well, not the vegetarian. Though she does still comment that it smells good, which is fascinating to me.) Once upon a time while on...
