by Mir | Jan 24, 2015 | Health is overrated, It's not a regret, it's an "experience", Offspring: ecstasy and agony
I am nothing if not inconsistent; I started writing here again and then I saw something shiny and wandered off. Or, more accurately, life happened and I realized I’d abandoned you again. I’m a jerk. I have no other defense. There’s two things...
by Mir | Jan 21, 2015 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
Hello, I’m irresistible. I’m AWESOME. You want to BE ME. Specifically: You want to be my Discover Card, perhaps the most sought-after avenue of fraud in the world. Because it was just a few short months ago that I lamented once AGAIN having my card...
by Mir | Jan 16, 2015 | Health is overrated
If you’ve been reading here since the dawn of time, you might recall that I had a hysterectomy at a pretty young age. My uterus was a complete asshole, and both of my ovaries were bitches. In the space between my first period and the triumphant day when I bid...
by Mir | Jan 14, 2015 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
This story begins with bacon, which SHOULD mean it’s a happy story, but I am all about the plot twist, yo. Bacon! We love bacon. (Well, not the vegetarian. Though she does still comment that it smells good, which is fascinating to me.) Once upon a time while on...
by Mir | Jan 13, 2015 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
There’s nothing more magical, as a parent, than seeing your perfect offspring lavish one another with the kind of tender care they’ve learned from your perfect example. I mean… I assume. For other people, who actually set a good example and have kids...
