Double addendum

Yeah. Um. First: For those of you who read the previous post and didn’t get it, it’s sort of a joke. See? Funny? Haha? Well, I thought it was funny…. Second: Just for Sheryl (and possibly Ben, but that makes me feel dirty), I present my newest...

Could I get that in triplicate?

Every now and then I feel a pang of remorse. No, really. I mean, I’m sure it’s a huge shock to you, dear readers, to hear that I sometimes experience regret, what with my entire credo being all about living in the moment and thowing caution to the wind and...

He’s my number one guy

Me: Eat your breakfast, please. Him: No, I want to eat something else. Me: Eat your breakfast. Him: I’m gonna eat… YOU! Me: Eeeeeek! Him: I’m gonna eat yoooouuuu!! Me: Don’t eat me! I’m tough and yucky! Him: No you’re not....

And I didn’t even have to juggle

Salient points from this afternoon’s exercise, in no particular order: I did not fall down in my super-fantastic boots. The person who interviewed me was not wearing shoes. The job is even better than I thought. The salary is even better than I’d hoped....

Crucial exam, pass/fail only

Or, a sampling of the reasons I am really not equipped to go on job interviews. 1) Is it better to: A) Go au naturale, rather than risk being obviously scented, or B) Wear a little perfume, so that when I get nervous and sweat I still smell good? 2) Is it preferable...

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