by Mir | Oct 17, 2005 | Job? Huh?
Remember last week when I mentioned going off Unemployment? No, I did not take another full-time job. But I have officially surpassed what I qualify for in Unemployment, purely on freelance contracts. For those keeping score at home, I started this little adventure in...
by Mir | Oct 16, 2005 | I'm dating the television
There’s a phenomenon in reality television shows that I refer to as the “but NEXT WEEK” principle. Basically it has to do with dramatic tension and how–depending on a given show’s construct–each successive episode is even more scary...
by Mir | Oct 15, 2005 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
1) A child appears on the stairway after lights-out, saying, “Mama?” You… A) Fork the sign of the cross in his general direction. B) Shriek “GET IN BED!” C) Pretend not to hear him. D) Sigh heavily and answer, “Yes, honey?” 2)...
by Mir | Oct 15, 2005 | Retail Therapy
I have a million things I should be doing today, so naturally I decided it was time to give in to the gazillion comments I’ve received about the text on the t-shirts being too small. If you go to the Woulda Coulda Shoulda shop you’ll see that all of the...
by Mir | Oct 14, 2005 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
… look! Over there! SOMETHING SHINY! Crap. It’s just a grey hair. An entire afternoon of scrubbing my head with everything short of brillo pads seemed to have little effect on The Dye Job From Hell, last week, but now we have a handy reminder that…...
