by Mir | Jan 19, 2006 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
I had a conference with Monkey’s kindergarten teacher this morning. You have to understand that EVERYONE loves Monkey. You can’t NOT love Monkey, because he is generally a very happy kid and he’s got this smile that lights up a room and he’s...
by Mir | Jan 18, 2006 | What do I do all day?
I ran here and there today in spite of a haunting case of deja vu wherein I felt “a little odd” and thought to take my temperature just for kicks. Oh! 101! Nice! Thank goodness for the antibiotics! Not only are they eating away the tender lining of my...
by Mir | Jan 17, 2006 | What do I do all day?
Today at Casa Mir: Thrills! Chills! Fever! Hot, aching, undeniably and painfully infected boobage! And the whole time, me sitting here saying to my body, “Um, HELLO, did you not think this would’ve been a useful stance to take YESTERDAY, so that it...
by Mir | Jan 16, 2006 | Health is overrated
Phew. I’m feeling much better today. Well, I’m feeling crappy and humiliated, but MUCH BETTER. You know that saying about how when God closes a door, he opens a window? Well it’s often like that in my life. Except more like, when one tragedy is...
by Mir | Jan 15, 2006 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up. I’m trapped inside my BRAIN. Let me tell you, it’s a horrifying place to be. It is VERY crowded in here, and noisy. In the event of cabin depressurization or a water landing or a plain ol’ crash there are...
