by Mir | Mar 8, 2006 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Sometimes, I get a wild hair and decide to make a nice dinner. Sometimes, I am not very bright. (Also? Wild hair? Just one? I mean, I have a dozen or so wild hairs on a GOOD hair day. That expression was clearly coined by a man. Perhaps a bald one.) The children are...
by Mir | Mar 7, 2006 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
I’ve just noticed tonight that my hair is at that lovely stage where I’ve got two botched colors growing out, as well as enough new growth to leave me plenty of grey-spiked natural brown. It’s the Amazing Technicolor Dreamhead! But I’m sure...
by Mir | Mar 6, 2006 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
I know we’re all really enjoying how it’s All Oozing Mammary, All The Time ’round here, but for a change I’d like to focus on something other than my Very Famous Misbehaving Boob. I KNOW! It’s craziness, what I’m suggesting. But...
by Mir | Mar 5, 2006 | Health is overrated
I used to think that mail carriers had it hard, what with the delivering the mail no matter what thing. That was before I started blogging, though. Now the postman can suck it up, because it’s far worse being a blogger. I skip one day and my mother calls to make...
by Mir | Mar 3, 2006 | What do I do all day?
It became clear this morning that I needed to get up, get showered, and leave the house. My fragile shreds of sanity demanded that I peel myself away from the television and see about rejoining society. Of course, it would’ve been much more appealing if said...
