by Mir | May 28, 2010 | Health is overrated, It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
I would just like to apologize proactively to… uhhhh… well, I guess the entire state of South Carolina. I’m sorry. But maybe that’s the wrong place to start. Where I should start is with this: Hey, for MONTHS we’ve been looking forward to...
by Mir | May 26, 2010 | Oh look! Something furry!!
Sometimes I wonder if Licorice feels like she has a pretty good life with us, or if she lies awake at night planning to kill us in our sleep. I mean, I think we’re providing her more or less a puppy nirvana, but what do I know? I’m just a stupid human. And...
by Mir | May 25, 2010 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
This meeting will now come to order. Order, please. Everyone please take your coffee and your gluten-free cookies [hey, it’s my meeting; I made cookies I can eat] and find a seat. Great, thank you. This meeting of the local chapter of the Itty Bitty Titty...
by Mir | May 24, 2010 | Oh look! Something furry!!
I’m really starting to feel bad for Licorice. Look; it’s not her fault that three of us are on Prednisone. Otto and I are barely sleeping, though at the same time we’re too tired to be coherent, and as a result we’re perhaps not giving her the...
by Mir | May 22, 2010 | Health is overrated, Offspring: ecstasy and agony, Ottomatic For the People
So we’re just a few days into summer vacation, here, and so far it’s been a whole barrel of fun. If by “a whole barrel of fun” you mean “multiple trips to the pharmacy.” Remember last year when Otto got poison ivy and then it got...
