by Mir | Jan 11, 2019 | Health is overrated, It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
And now it’s 2019. Remember all of those years when Otto and I approached the new year swearing that 20whateverwascoming was gonna be “our year” finally? We don’t do that, anymore. As we approached 2019, Otto turned to me one evening and said,...
by Mir | Dec 28, 2018 | Health is overrated, It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
Dear Everyone, Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Festive Festivus! Joyous Kwanzaa! Happy Freakin’ New Year (please dear baby Jesus let 2019 be less of a dumpster fire than 2018, amen)! Or enjoy grumpy Grinch-ing. Whatever. You pick. I just wanted to wish you and...
by Mir | Oct 11, 2018 | Health is overrated, It's not a regret, it's an "experience", Offspring: ecstasy and agony
I recently received a kind but somewhat plaintive “If you’re never going to write again could you at least TELL us” message and then I felt guilty because guilt is my go-to emotion. (My second go-to emotion is anger, which is a real treat for those...
by Mir | Jul 27, 2018 | Health is overrated, It's not a regret, it's an "experience", What do I do all day?
Or: Summer’s Almost Over And All I Have To Show For It Is A This Eye Twitch. Or: My Children Came Home From College And All I Know For Sure Is That There Are Now Cheese Stick Wrappers In Weird Places All Over My House. Or: Summer’s Almost Over But My...
by Mir | Jun 28, 2018 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience", My name is Grumplestiltskin
It’s been a long summer. It’s kind of continuing to be a long summer, for a billion reasons, and some of those reasons are boring and mundane, and others are heartbreaking and too hard to talk about, and still others just leave me feeling like a broken...