by Mir | May 19, 2005 | I'm dating the television
I’m watching the season finale of “The Apprentice.” *insert obligatory joke about Donald Trump’s hair here* I can’t decide if this makes me more or less of a dork than the people who had to go out and see the new Star Wars movie RIGHT NOW...
by Mir | May 18, 2005 | Health is overrated
I like the huge spike in readership that I experience when I talk about disgusting things that my body sometimes does. Hooboy, remember the hysterectomy era? Good times! I’m feeling nostalgic! And, well… frankly, I just don’t feel as close to you as...
by Mir | May 17, 2005 | Retail Therapy
(If At First You Don’t Succeed, Shop, Shop Again) I truly believe that there is someone out there for everyone, just as I believe that there is a dream purchase for every woman on every shopping trip. No, no… I’m fine. There’s just a little...
by Mir | May 16, 2005 | Friends
(You’re Pretty, I’m Pretty, We’re All Pretty!) Armed with a really good story about why we rolled into town half an hour late, we entered our destination town, triumphant! “Welcome to Manchester” said the sign. And there was much...
by Mir | May 15, 2005 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
(How Vermont State Troopers Are Sadistic) It was a dark and stormy night…. Wait. No. Wrong story. It was a bright and beautiful morning (there we go)! We set out, coffee and maps on hand, ready to wend out way into Vermont. I have a very careful method of trip...
