by Mir | Mar 31, 2007 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience", Retail Therapy
Get up. Remind children not to touch anything. Encourage them to play on the computer, as that involves moving only a chair and a mouse. Bake triple-berry muffins, because it makes the house smell good. (“Mmmmm, this house smells great. Let’s buy...
by Mir | Mar 30, 2007 | Friends
[Note: Today I am fever-free, and it is with renewed zeal that I have decided to LIIIIIIVE! That renewed zeal was somewhat dampened by the phone call requesting a showing of my (germy, dirty) house this very afternoon, but I am verrrrry sloooowwwwwly dragging my pale...
by Mir | Mar 29, 2007 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!, Health is overrated
Pro: I’m not hungry, so I don’t have to cook/eat! Con: The children still expect to be fed. Pro: Less laundry, because I’ve been wearing the same clothes for three days. Con: I probably don’t smell very good. Pro: I’m able to sit up for...
by Mir | Mar 27, 2007 | Health is overrated
I have the flu. Know how I know? Because a nice doctor took a giant Q-tip and put it up my nose and swabbed my brain and said “Congratulations, you have the flu!” As I was hooked up to an IV and trying not to puke at the time I was perhaps not as excited...
by Mir | Mar 26, 2007 | Health is overrated
Guess what I brought home from New York City! Go on, GUESS! If you guess a BIG ASS VIRUS CURRENTLY CHEWING UP MY LUNG TISSUE, you win a prize. Unfortunately for you, the prize is me coughing all over you. Sorry ’bout that. When will I learn not to lick people on...
