Pro: I’m not hungry, so I don’t have to cook/eat!
Con: The children still expect to be fed.
Pro: Less laundry, because I’ve been wearing the same clothes for three days.
Con: I probably don’t smell very good.
Pro: I’m able to sit up for ten or fifteen minutes at a time.
Con: That’s just enough time to obsess about all the work I’m not getting done.
Pro: The spam I got about “doing it camel style” made me laugh and laugh.
Con: Is there really such a thing as camel style? How does that… oh, nevermind.
Time to go back to bed.