by Mir | Jul 31, 2005 | What do I do all day?
I was feeling a little jealous of all the folks who got to attend BlogHer this weekend, but really, my life is way more exciting than all of that. Who needs a conference full of funny, cool women when they could just BE ME instead?? I am my own entertainment, baby....
by Mir | Jul 30, 2005 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
Every now and then, grace sneaks up on me when I’m not looking. I don’t mean when I’m plucking my eyebrows or squeezing a zit or anything; even grace isn’t that miraculous. But when I most need it, and least expect it, I am...
by Mir | Jul 29, 2005 | What do I do all day?
I’d like to be able to do all of my own home repairs. I’d also like to be able to fly and inflict severe bodily harm with only my laser-beam glare. Sometimes I don’t get what I want. Nonetheless, I think I’ve learned a fair amount about how to...
by Mir | Jul 28, 2005 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
The entire world is reading Harry Potter, and I am stuck with THIS rattling around my brain: “I am not your missing piece. I am nobody’s piece. I am my own piece. And even if I was somebody’s missing piece I don’t think I’d be...
by Mir | Jul 27, 2005 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
There was a huge and impressive thunderstorm tonight, which began as I loitered by my side door, waiting for a friend to come pick me up. I was being dragged to a BBQ. As I watched the rain pummel the earth and blinked against the lightning, I noticed that my...
