by Mir | Apr 29, 2005 | What do I do all day?
I’ve decided I’m never going home. Well–to be fair–I’ve also decided that I am the firm yet benevolent dictator of several small, tropical island nations, and that Michael Jackson will stand up in court on the day of his sentencing and...
by Mir | Apr 28, 2005 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
I’m on a plane right now. Well, not when I wrote this. But when it’s set to publish, I’m in the sky. My foot still hurts. I’ve decided to really concentrate on keeping it out of my mouth. I’m probably chewing on some ice right now, just...
by Mir | Apr 27, 2005 | Health is overrated
So, um, while I was busy huddling up and packing, I was also managing to stick my foot in my mouth over and over with various key people. It would’ve been a thing of beauty if, say, I was in some sort of contest to see how angry and annoyed I could make every...
by Mir | Apr 26, 2005 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
Allow me to summarize the previous post, which you were all kind enough to indulge me in: I’m feeling needy because someone was MEAN to me and it wasn’t FAIR and I’m MAD and SAD (and I do not like it, Sam I Am) and I am also quite NEUROTIC and I...
by Mir | Apr 25, 2005 | Growing
There are things I know, and there are things I feel. I know that my children’s behavior is oftentimes not an accurate barometer of my fitness as a parent. But I need to see them behave properly to feel like I’m doing my job. I know that a task well done,...