by Mir | Nov 13, 2004 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
As in, just handed to me on a teeny piece of paper with even teenier writing: The birthday by Chickadee The Cat Was sad. No one will Come to his birthday. he made a cake. he made a game. he made some party hats. he had some balloons. But… he had no Guest....
by Mir | Nov 13, 2004 | About
Come on in, take off your shoes, and make yourself at home. I’m a lousy hostess but there’s bound to be some snacks around here, somewhere. So, you like? I have been working like a busy busy little beaver with a generous allotment of help from both Jay and...
by Mir | Nov 12, 2004 | Detritus
I’m the one and only Yahoo! search result for “uterus grew back”. I was kidding. Ewww. (Yeah, I know I’ve been neglecting my blog duties. Sit tight, my pretties… something good is coming down the pike very soon, trust...
by Mir | Nov 12, 2004 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
This morning I happened upon Unexpected Disaster Mess #37 and blew my cool. I mean I lost it but good; the kind of scene where the children freeze, watch me with rapt attention, and then scurry away as quickly as possible before I decide to eat them. A plant had been...
by Mir | Nov 11, 2004 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
How do you know when you have a keeper of a babysitter? Take this simple test to find out! You should keep your babysitter if: A) The kids love her B) She’s reliable C) She lives across the street D) She’s bright enough to call you “just to let you...
