by Mir | Jun 4, 2005 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
“It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.” –Yogi Berra It hit 90 here, today. I didn’t notice until late afternoon when I was elbow-deep in mulch and suddenly uuuuuuuuuugh I’m dizzy…. But, um, the front flower beds are...
by Mir | Jun 3, 2005 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
It seems only fitting that while on this @&*$^! Virtue diet (Day 6! No refined sugar! Low carbs! No white flour! Feeling good! But still mourning chocolate!) I take a moment to reflect on some of the most notable food disasters in my memory. As before: Leave a...
by Mir | Jun 2, 2005 | Health is overrated
Honestly, I don’t even know where to start with this one. Except maybe it’s with the standard vaginal disclaimer (not to be confused with vaginal discharge! haha!): I overshare. Lots. Turn back if you’re squeamish. Or male. (Which is essentially the...
by Mir | Jun 1, 2005 | Health is overrated
I am a grade-A certified control freak. So far as I know, there is not a diet that addresses this. Though that would be very cool. “Obsessive? Neurotic? Feeling the need to be in control of everything in your environment? Shed those pesky worries and watch the...
by Mir | May 31, 2005 | Health is overrated
I was once in a particularly campy version of “Anything Goes,” put on by a local community theatre group out in the boonies, where–I swear on my children’s heads–I had to drive past a field full of sheep to get to rehearsal. These sheep...
