Does this book make my butt look big?

I caught Chickadee in a lie this evening; I gave her two more chances to recant–neither of which she took–and then when I revealed that I had evidence to the contrary, she dissolved into tears and demanded to know why I hate her. Having come to this...

Oh, the places I’ll go!

Spring has sprung; I’m healthy again; my Rykas are broken in; I finally bought myself a knee brace. Training is now officially in full swing. [Now would be a good time to go make a tax-deductible donation, but only if you 1) have boobs, 2) like boobs, or 3) love...

Know your trauma

Would you like to come over to my house and take a shower, or flush a toilet? You totally can, now. My filter is unclogged and my tanks have been pumped. (That sounds so much more fun than what actually happened….) It cost $1 less than what I paid for yard...

The walls have ears

Wow, what a lot of good suggestions for my bit of “play” money in the previous post! I can tell that my readers are of an impeccable breed who really just want to help others. Help others get facials, massages, and pretty shoes, that is. Not that...

It’s “Help Others Spend Their Money” Day!

It’s all the fun of spending money without actually, you know, spending any of your money. What more could you want? Two items for your consideration: 1) Although I’m still bitter that Grace didn’t make it past semi-finalist, you should go vote for...

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