by Mir | Jun 18, 2006 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Ah, Summer. Hello, Summer! Um, wait. Wait, Summer! Please wait a couple of days! This is the last time I’ll have to deal with this particular problem–which is due to varying schedules between private and public school (and from here on out my children will...
by Mir | Jun 17, 2006 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
It’s been a while since I dipped into my keyword logs to see just what people are hoping to find here. It turns out that a few universal truths are still holding firm: 1) Most people are dumb. 2) The ones who aren’t are scary. 3) But they all make for good...
by Mir | Jun 16, 2006 | Forget talk; walk the walk!
Do you know what day today is? Do you? Today is the day I realized that the 3-Day is going to chew me up and spit me out, and I am going to have to figure out how to get home from Boston with only bloody stumps left at the ends of my legs. Do you remember how I was...
by Mir | Jun 15, 2006 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Monkey is officially a kindergarten graduate. He has a diploma and everything. The kids put on an entire circus which was so stinking cute it made my teeth ache. The ringmaster kept saying things like “Aaaaand nowuh. Pwease put yowur hands togevver for da...
by Mir | Jun 14, 2006 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
In case you haven’t heard, it’s never actually going to stop raining. Ever. Thanks, global warming! Thanks, every bitch I knew in middle school who used an entire can of AquaNet every morning to prop up a wall of bangs! Now I have PermaSwamp in my basement...
