My apologies to everyone I breathed on

I have the flu. Know how I know? Because a nice doctor took a giant Q-tip and put it up my nose and swabbed my brain and said “Congratulations, you have the flu!” As I was hooked up to an IV and trying not to puke at the time I was perhaps not as excited...

Nyquil, take me away

Guess what I brought home from New York City! Go on, GUESS! If you guess a BIG ASS VIRUS CURRENTLY CHEWING UP MY LUNG TISSUE, you win a prize. Unfortunately for you, the prize is me coughing all over you. Sorry ’bout that. When will I learn not to lick people on...

Back in the burrow again

This country mouse has arrived back home, and despite the rather jarring sight of coming around the corner and seeing a gigantic FOR SALE sign in my yard, I’ve never been so delighted to be back. Oh my holy heck, it is so LOUD in New York City. I swear that by...

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