by Mir | Dec 13, 2011 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
As if blogging my day-to-day maladjustedness isn’t enough (huh, my spellcheck is insisting that’s not a world, but spellcheck, I can assure you that I am living proof that it CERTAINLY IS), I really have to give a big ol’ shout-out to Off Our Chests...
by Mir | Dec 12, 2011 | Aspi(e)rations/AD(D)orations, Haven't been hit by lightning yet!, Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Monkey went to a birthday party this weekend. Now, on the one hand: Monkey went to a birthday party this weekend. In fact, Monkey has received no less than four birthday party invitations since beginning his time at Hippie School, and if you’re a longtime reader...
by Mir | Dec 10, 2011 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!, Woohoo!
So remember how I was all “Grrrrr, people make me mad and we need more girl power in the world!” and so I was going to go audition for The Vagina Monologues basically because my daughter asked me to? And then I didn’t say anything else about it and...
by Mir | Dec 9, 2011 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
December is, traditionally, the month of the year wherein I am most likely to wish to die in a fire. It’s not that I don’t love the holiday fa la la la blah blah or whatever, it’s that: 1) Work is crazy. (See also: the glamorous life of a freelancer,...
by Mir | Dec 7, 2011 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!, Health is overrated, Offspring: ecstasy and agony
You get one day to stay home from school when you tell me you don’t feel well, even if you don’t necessarily have a fever. I’m willing to suspend disbelief for one day. When you refuse to go to school on the second day, I will inform you that in the...