So, as much as I would love to stay here and treat you to my standard prattling on about nothing, I cannot, today. For today is the day that I get to go repeat one of the more awesome experiences of my recent life. Whatever could it be? Am I going to recreate Otto’s and my wedding? Win the lottery? Get a really awesome deal on shoes?
Alas, no. Today I have to go have another MRI. And you might recall how much I enjoyed the first one. Naturally—because I NEVER LEARN—I made plans for after this one, too. Because nothing says “let’s get together and hang out like adults” like a giant crease on the forehead and some bedhead. Er, MRIhead.
If you need some entertainment, here’s a few other options: You can read about my new clear skin secret and then go enter to win your own. Of you can think about greening Thanksgiving a little, or check out a couple of recipes I’ll be using this year and why I love making bread.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go dangle my boobs through some holes.