by Mir | Jul 20, 2006 | I'm dating the television
I’m just sitting here thinking that I may need a new name for my pseudo-dating category. But that would require more thought than I’m willing to expend right now. Time! Time is at a premium! There are a million things to be done and never enough time in...
by Mir | Jul 19, 2006 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
I love to have a clean house. I love clean towels. I love clean sheets. I love floors clean enough to eat off of (not that I’m in the habit of eating off of floors, but you know). I love a clutter-free living space, and I wish everything in the world was...
by Mir | Jul 18, 2006 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
As Chris noted earlier today, it has been Hot ’round here. Very Very Hot. Too Hot To Play Outside Hot. I never realized there was such a thing as Too Hot To Play Outside, but there really is. I was driving back from some errands (oh, blessed babysitter: how I do...
by Mir | Jul 17, 2006 | What do I do all day?
The kids and I made ice cream today. It turns out that putting chocolate chips into a ziploc bag and then beating the crap out of them with a rolling pin results in holes in the ziploc bag along and unchanged chocolate chips. Dumping those same chocolate chips into...
by Mir | Jul 16, 2006 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
I’ve been trying to remember all day, what that animal at the end of Dr. Doolittle (the book, not the movie) is called. I think it’s a Pushme-Pullyou. That’s what I should’ve dubbed Chickadee. Monkey had a birthday party at a local kids’...
