By Mir
June 9, 2005

If I was going to use my new, expensive screenhouse as an analogy about resilience and then it rained really hard and the thing snapped in three different places, what would that mean, exactly?

Wait. Nevermind. I don’t think I want to know.


  1. AGK

    Well…Ummm…See…How about it just means nothing is perfect but it’s OK? I’m trying here!

  2. ben

    But what about the frog? You’re keeping me awake nights, girl.

  3. laura

    What it means, woman, is that you need us to come poke you with sticks so that the rain can be R-U-N-N-O-F-T and you won’t snap. Sheesh.

  4. Karen

    No, it just means you need to dump that great big SPLURSH all over someone every now and then.

  5. Shiz

    It means it was a piece of crap screenhouse. That’s all.

  6. fay

    I’m hoping you saved the receipt so you can take its sorry self back to the store and demand satisfaction! And then get your money back too.

  7. Bakerina

    Mir, have I told you lately that I love you? (Well, no, Bakerina, not for months, you heartless tart.) Okay, so I have been low-key and squirrelly and I generally suck. But I still love you, and wish we lived in a universe where you were paid bags fulla cash to write all day long.

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