by Mir | Mar 31, 2005 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
I received one of those fake eBay scam mails today. I was urged to update my account, but cautioned “Never share your eBay password to anyone!” Dang… I was this close to succumbing to their nefarious plan. But I never give my credit card information...
by Mir | Mar 31, 2005 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
“It is too early in the morning for you to be shrieking at the top of your lungs.” “I’m not.” “Yes, you are. Please stop.” “I’m not” “You most certainly are, now cut it out and stop arguing with...
by Mir | Mar 30, 2005 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
There’s no good excuse for how grumpy I’m feeling about this, but by way of explanation: My feet are sticky. This is enough to annoy a normal person, and drive to the brink of madness a person who spent the previous night bemoaning the lack of time and...
by Mir | Mar 29, 2005 | What do I do all day?
There are things about adulthood and parenthood that you just can’t know–absolutely cannot conceive of–before you experience them. Someone could try to tell you, beforehand, and it wouldn’t matter. You wouldn’t hear it, or you’d...
by Mir | Mar 28, 2005 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Me: Put your pajamas on, please. Him: You sit on the floor. Me: Okay, I’ll sit on the floor while you put your pajamas on. *sitting down* Him: *tackling me and knocking me flat* DODGEBALL! Me: *wrestling a squirming boy off my chest* What?? What about the Taj...
