by Mir | Oct 31, 2004 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Please study the attached mug shot carefully. These criminals are said to be armed with sugar and dangerous. Last seen somewhere in the New England area, they are guilty of previous tantrums, giggle fits, and all-around hyperactivity. They are particularly dangerous...
by Mir | Oct 30, 2004 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Me: Please spread your legs a little wider so I can get this lotion on you. Her: You mean like I’m gonna pee in the woods? I’m so proud.
by Mir | Oct 30, 2004 | Retail Therapy
On the one hand, it’s not nice to play on the weaknesses of others. On the other hand, there’s one born every minute. (Corollary: those of us who are smart enough to realize and utilize that fact, are obligated to pay homage to Darwin.) I just netted over...
by Mir | Oct 29, 2004 | Health is overrated, My name is Grumplestiltskin
I’m working on my positive thinking. My new glasses are still not ready. Laundry is threatening to take over my home. One child started to disrobe at the Dollar Store this afternoon, and the other one has started saying, “Whatever!” in response to...
by Mir | Oct 29, 2004 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Gah. Is Halloween over yet?? It’s starting to feel like a month-long extravaganza. I have a huge stack of paper pumpkins and renderings of witches and the like that I’ve been forbidden to throw away. First we spent the beginning of the month choosing and...
