Chickadee: So there’s Fred, and Tom—
Monkey: Sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Chickadee: Ew, no, they can’t do that, they’re both BOYS!
Me: That’s okay, sometimes boys kiss each other.
Monkey: They do?
Me: Sure, we’ve talked about that before.
Chickadee: Oh YEAH! I remember now. And that’s called… that’s called… wait, I know… that’s called MORMONISM!
Me: Uhhhhhh, no.
I so needed that today. When I stop to breathe, I may have to link up a few friends. Too perfect.
That is too funny!!!!
Oh mi gawd too funny.
Mormonism. I’m a Mormon? How am I going to break the news to my mother? sheesh.
;-)
Hey, that is cool. Maybe that means I can stock groceries for a year without guilt or strange looks from the other Mormon. Of course, that means the coca cola and Starbucks are a problem though. Hmmm
*snort* That’s pretty funny.
HAHAHAHA. That is HILARIOUS. I guess I’ll have to tell Jamie that we’ve found the right religion for us.
No, that is what you call the corner of Bourbon and St. Ann. I guess you have to live in New Orleans to get that.
LOL! I love this, Mir!!!
My son ain’t the greatest on hearing song lyrics correctly. He was very much into the Transformers TV show a while back. Where the music goes:
TRANSFORMERS
ROBOTS IN DISGUISE
TRANSFORMERS
MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE
He used to sing a few different versions, including
TRANSFORMERS
MORE THAN BEATS ME EYE
(I have no idea what he thought that meant.)
My favourite, however, was
TRANSFORMERS
MORMONS IN DISGUISE
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
That is the most awesome thing EVAR.
I think you have the funniest kids on the planet.
That’s right up there with the “casino”. It is really hard to explain to friends and family why I laugh hysterically every time I see a gazebo.
Does Mitt Romney know about this?
I thought that was catholicism.
TOTALLY kidding.
HAHA. Oh dear. Joseph Smith is now rolling over in his grave ;)
That is just hilarious!!
bwahahahahahahaha! Hilarious!
Snrk. As a (quite) ex I can even laugh on both sides of the issue. Lovely start to the day!
Oh my gosh! That reminds me of trying to explain to my kids why the two “girls” live together across the street. Maybe I should just tell my kids the ladies have “Mormonism!”
Perfection!
Mir oh Mir…where have you gone?
OMG! Mormons! LOL! That is hysterical! What great moments!
kids, ain’t they grand.
the following conversation took place on the way to school one day… (and sorry, it has nothing to do with mormons or kissing boys.)
lb: you don’t need a dad to have a baby
tb: oh, yes you do, and trust me, it’s disgusting.