Alternate title: Why it’s not a good idea to go to the store while you’re distracted.
Alternate alternate title: Paying attention is generally overrated, except not so much when it comes to baking.
Alternate alternate alternate title: Maybe the teachers really want some potato chips for gifts this year?
This is going to completely blow your mind, so I hope you’re sitting down. Okay? Okay.
It turns out that EVAPORATED MILK is not, in fact, the same thing as SWEETENED CONDENSED MILK. It’s true! And handy to know if you think you’re baking fudge today, you moron.