Actually, we are not QUITE in Allentown, but we are close; and we are at a motel which rhymes with SUPERGREAT where I have paid an extra $10 for a cot for a certain small boy who would really like to go to bed, but the cot still isn’t here, because, well, things are not all that SUPERGREAT here at the SUPERGREAT.
We did about 750 miles today. It went smoothly, all things considered, but I don’t recommend it, frankly.
Best part of the trip so far: Seeing a GINORMOUS pick-up truck (you know the kind—it has double wheels on the back and seems too large to even fit in its lane) and remarking to Otto “That man has a small penis.” And then Chickadee (who I thought was watching a DVD in the back) piped up “What did you say? Why do you think that man has small PANTS? Can you even SEE his pants?”