I had this completely insane but good and productive day, but right now I need to sleep more than I need to write.
I just have to tell you this one thing.
When I went to the oil change place today to explain to them about my transmission fluid being low and my oil gasket having run off and why that meant that they should pay for the repairs I had to have done at the dealership, the assistant manager (while we waited for the manager) tried to explain to me how they check the fluid.
He drew me a picture of a dipstick.
A picture. Of a dipstick. In case I didn’t understand. See?
It took everything I have not to make a Sad Barbie Pout at him and wail, “Math is haaaaard!”