… dead things.
That you can eat.
On a dare.
While surfing around in boredom this evening, I found that special gift for the person who has everything. Or is very, very hungry. And non-discriminating.
Should they require something a little more portable and/or phallic, this is not only perfect, it’s deeply discounted.
My favorite part? Note: sorry, no returns on food unless truly defective. And you would know that with these items HOW…?