by Mir | Jan 26, 2006 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
In case you haven’t noticed, The Sarcastic Journalist gave birth to a scrumptious little boy this week. I want to bury my nose in his little neck folds and breeeeeeathe for a while. Stop looking at me like that. Go tell her congratulations and pretend I...
by Mir | Jan 26, 2006 | Forget talk; walk the walk!
I just got back from a meeting to discover that I have officially crested the $3,000 mark. In case you’re interested, I’m currently in second place overall for funds raised for the Boston event. Thank you all so much; it means more to me than I can say...
by Mir | Jan 25, 2006 | Health is overrated
Are we sick of talking about my breasts yet? It’s an epidemic, spreading like wildfire. My rack is the new bird flu. Seriously. My father called me on the phone this evening and we had an entire discussion about my boobs, including–as Dave Barry would say,...
by Mir | Jan 24, 2006 | Health is overrated
I’ll confess that I’m disappointed; this morning’s doctor’s appointment didn’t yield the acres of comedic material for which I’d hoped. Let’s blame this on my HMO. They are not, strictly speaking, responsible, but I blame them...
by Mir | Jan 23, 2006 | Detritus
In the interest of full disclosure, there are some things which I believe need to be pointed out to you fine folks. I would hate for there to be any confusion about important issues. At the time of this posting, I have raised $2,525 for the upcoming Susan G. Komen...
