Please do not feed the mental illness

By Mir

November 15, 2005

If I call to get my lab results, by all means, take my name and number so that someone can call me back.

DO NOT then call me back in ten minutes to cheerily chirp that the doctor will call me back tomorrow to discuss the tests.

Between that phone call and the next one I can come up with over a dozen scenarios involving great tragedy and that’s without even TRYING.

Sheesh.

7 Comments

Carol on November 16, 2005 at 12:08 am

Ugh. Sonsabitches!
MzAriez on November 16, 2005 at 1:00 am

I just found your blog today. I’ll be back to continue reading.

Have a good one.
Heather on November 16, 2005 at 1:28 am

Oh my. Can I use that line? Please do not feed the mental illness…I could use that phrase in so many situations it’s not even funny.
Jules on November 16, 2005 at 7:06 am

Only a dozen? You must be slipping ;)

Ohhh..maybe you’re pregnant! Well…there’s 13 *snort*

MWAH!
Melanie Lynne Hauser on November 16, 2005 at 9:31 am

Wishing you a good “mental health day” today, Mir!
Kris on November 16, 2005 at 12:10 pm

I’m with you, Mir! I’ve been facing some of the same crap for a few weeks now.

JUST TELL US DAMMIT!
Lori on November 16, 2005 at 4:21 pm

I hate when they keep you waiting like that. Dr’s office’s are the worst. Good luck with the results!