First things first: Get your own delicious, dusty brains here.
Now that that’s out of the way, I thought you’d all like to share in the excitement that is today’s letter from my friendly neighborhood Unemployment Office. Remember all those fun “workshops” I get to go to? Well, they wanted to let me know that the wait for more thrill-a-minute instruction is almost over–I have been summoned to appear for a workshop on Interviewing on October 25th. Failure to appear may result in immediate termination of my benefits, as well as hair loss, cavities, and the inability to do anything other than drool on potential employers.
I know I’ve made fun of these things before, but I’m here to tell you that I repent. I do. I was thrilled to receive that notice today. Tickled, really.
Stop laughing. Don’t you believe me? I swear that I am absolutely, positively, 100% telling you the truth…
… because tomorrow is my last day of unemployment, and I don’t have to go to that workshop or any other one.
More details to come, next week.