Looking a gift horse in the… uhhh….

By Mir
September 25, 2005
Category Detritus


Um. Hmmm. How do I say this?


I am perhaps not quite as careful with my address as I should be, though I think (thought?) I’ve only given it out to a very few people. Sometimes, folks offer to send me stuff! And hey, I like stuff! So if I know the requestor reasonably well–say, well enough to feel comfortable that they will neither ship me bloody body parts nor show up on my doorstep with a chainsaw–I fork over my address. Sometimes, I get something good to eat! Or a nice bottle of port! Or something pretty!

I forgot to grab my mail yesterday, so I walked out and got it a few minutes ago. Let’s just say that I was a little surprised.

So. Uhhhh. First: Thank you…? I… guess?

Second: Will the charming person who felt the need to send me a porno from Montauk kindly identify yourself?

Third: Yes, I’m certain it’s someone in connection with this blog. No, I will not tell you how I know that. Yes, I’m sure.

Fourth: The kids aren’t back from their dad’s yet, but I’m not sure how I would’ve handled it if they’d been here “helping” me open the mail, as they so often are. A little warning might’ve been nice. Just sayin’.

Fifth: The cover claims this disc “Includes the Award-Winning Festival Release” (Release! Huh huh huhhuhhuh! It’s been a long time since I had a release, and I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a festival!)

That is all.


  1. Karen


  2. Cindy

    Wow, that’s enough to creep a girl out! Some woolly booger sending anonymous porn. Disgusting!

    So, was it good porn? Can I get a copy of that? just kidding :-)

  3. Karry

    Oh, my. That would have been very bad if the kids were present. I’m so never giving out my address.
    I hope the sender fesses up and it’s nobody to get all squicked out over. But still… ewww. Anonymous porn.

  4. Chickie

    So, was the video any good?

  5. chris

    That is really creepy… no note or anything?

  6. bob


    That means that Domin8trix Deb just got a black forest cake to die for. If I sent her your address and you hers, maybe you could exchange gifts?….

  7. Genuine

    Send it to me I’ll dust it for prints.

  8. The Other Dawn

    Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. Anonymous porn. Unexpectedly. To your home address. That’s just rude. They should have at least given you a selection from which to choose.

  9. rebecca

    that is quite disturbing!

  10. Hula Doula

    If they knew anything about you they would have known not to send porn. Did they think you needed it?

  11. Kym

    Dang it… none of my readers ever send *me* any porn…..

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