Dogs: obeying, yet gaseous.
Floors: mostly dry.
Ant baits: not tasty doggie treats.
“Where’s your CHICKEN?!”: rapidly replacing “I bite you!” as favorite child-phrase to the dogs.
Barbecue: 1) at someone else’s house, 2) foodtastic, 3) pool, pinata and bouncy house included, 4) yes I DO like pina coladas.
Kids: exhausted; see also, sleeping.
Saturday night: ponderous and melancholy.