I am the Alpha (but probably not the Omega)

By Mir

August 27, 2005

Dogs: obeying, yet gaseous.

Floors: mostly dry.

Ant baits: not tasty doggie treats.

“Where’s your CHICKEN?!”: rapidly replacing “I bite you!” as favorite child-phrase to the dogs.

Barbecue: 1) at someone else’s house, 2) foodtastic, 3) pool, pinata and bouncy house included, 4) yes I DO like pina coladas.

Shoulders: burnt.

Kids: exhausted; see also, sleeping.

Saturday night: ponderous and melancholy.

7 Comments

The Other Dawn on August 27, 2005 at 10:47 pm

Aw. It all sounds good until the “melancholy” part. Wishing the melancholy away. Remember, you’re PRETTY!
susan on August 27, 2005 at 11:15 pm

Melancholy precedes growth. Keep your chin up!
Love,
Susan
Bob on August 28, 2005 at 12:36 am

Time to break out blazing saddles and a big bowl of ice cream. Or maybe young frankenstein. mel brooks is frequently a gloom breaker around here. And remember, your ass needs ice cream almost as much as your bones do.
Jenny on August 28, 2005 at 1:07 am

Mmm. Pina coladas.
Zoe on August 28, 2005 at 7:21 am

I’m more a fan of getting caught in the rain myself…

Sorry. So very, very sorry.
Amy on August 28, 2005 at 9:32 am

Melancholy? The dogs are LEAVING, right? Cause for celebration in my book! Smile!
shannon on August 28, 2005 at 11:56 am

I must say that the “I bite you! I bite you! Now you bit me! I bite you” was running through my brain all day yesterday…too funny!!!!

This is why we only have one dog and two cats. And don’t you love it when bbq’s are foodtastic?!?