I will never understand how/why it is that people could take everything I say so seriously. I mean, yes, I’m so very serious here on my blog, I can see where the occasional less-than-earnest statement might just slip right by someone.
Hi, my name is Mir, and every word in this blog is 100% true! Also, please feel free to inquire about the bridge I’m offering for sale.
So, um… just to clarify: I’m not blogging about my job. Yesterday’s post was not factual. Please save your concern over me endangering my employment. Do not fret, do not adjust your television set. I do not now nor have I ever surfed porn on the web, from work or otherwise. I don’t steal office supplies. So far I adore all my coworkers and even if I didn’t, you won’t be hearing about it here.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a meeting to get to at church tonight. I’m trying to figure out how to work Satan into this whole confirmation mentoring program. (Please limit your hate mail to a religious nature.)