I’ve been mulling over that last post, and I think I figured it out. Now I’m ready to reap the multi-million-dollar harvest of my brilliance.
See, it turns out that all this time, I’d been wearing this dabbed behind my ears. It works great, by the way.
But mix that with just a glimmer of hope and a hint of joy, and the result is more like this. And that, my friends, drives men wild.
And it can be yours for the low, low price of just $19.95, plus shipping and handling!
I know, I know. You’re thinking, “But Mir? Does it really work?” Well, you be the judge. I’m wearing it right now! And tell the truth: you want me more than ever. It’s okay. It’s not me, it’s my new miracle product. Trust me.
I’ll be accepting cash, checks, major credit cards, and lightning bolts.