Question: How many times can a little girl sing “Away in a Manger” with great depth of feeling but using complete gibberish aside from the phrase “Little Lord Jesus?” (To wit: “I bee-dee, fron lowla gin cry wah dee day! The li-ttle lord Jesus gree fon doo be bay!”)
Answer: Eleventy trillion. Over and over. For. Ever.
Question: Thusly serenaded, where did I leave the box of macaroni I took out for lunch?
Answer: On top of the washing machine. Naturally.