Just FYI:

The period of time inbetween leaving a message at the pediatrician’s office and when the nurse finally deigns to call you back is more than ample to find multiple nauseating pictures of severe poison ivy rashes on the web. None of those pictures will exactly match what is now whining and spread on the couch before you, but they will make you rethink having a snack.

UPDATE: Ding ding ding ding! We have a winnah! Poison oak, anyone? I’m off to grind up oatmeal for a bath. My poor tree-climbing baby….