Wouldn’t it be funny if I came across a perfect job listing for me; local, big company, as a writer/proofreader, and I got all excited about it and whipped out a cover letter and my resume and emailed it off with glee and then in one horrible stomach-turning moment reread my letter and realized it contained an error?

My letter. Defending my suitability as a proofreader. Containing a careless error.

That’s entertainment, baby. Yep, that’d be funny.